My lovely readers! This is an insane week in Pattyworld. We are packing up all of our belongings and preparing for our next epic adventure. But the blog must go on! Since I don’t have time to type and edit this week, I humbly present to you, my haggard, weary, gypsy-thug self, telling this week’s story in person. The victim in this story (not me) suggested I tell this one. This either means she has forgiven me or she needs the world to know. Maybe both.
My friendship with Lee has withstood poop, so I feel like she’s a keeper. Here to us, Lee!