GETTING NAKED IN A SUSHI RESTAURANT
I like sushi. No, I love sushi. I get super excited when we are going for sushi and this…
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HOW TO FIGHT YOUR MOM
Everybody has a Mom. I am so happy to report that I am one of the fortunate daughters: I have…
MY EPIC WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
Every serious musician has to move through the years where you are willing to play anywhere, anytime. Those days are…
IF YOU PRAY I WILL SPANK YOU
That’s right, you know you’ve done it: said something bizarre to your kids out of desperation, sleep deprivation, or confusion.…
OTIS POOPS IN THE COFFEE SHOP
Dogs are like a status symbol in Colorado. Let me rephrase that: certain types of dogs are a status symbol…
OTIS POOPS IN THE CAR
I have always been a sucker for Bassett Hounds. I met my first for real Bassett when I was 14.…
GOING WALMART
Every human has this point where a switch goes off inside your head, and where you were previously able…
GET DRUNK AND GO TO A WOMEN’S RETREAT
This might sound to you like a horrible suggestion. Truly, I don’t advise showing up ANYWHERE drunk. It’s just time…
AWESOME TRAVEL MOM IS DEAD
After years of touring and travelling with children, even as a young mom, I considered myself rather travel savvy. I…
DR. DUKE AND THE WORST SURGERY EVER
When it comes time for couples to decide whether they are going to take permanent action, in regards to birth…