WHEN THE S#!T HITS THE FAN
My lovely readers! This is an insane week in Pattyworld. We are packing up all of our belongings and preparing…
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DON’T PEE WITH THE DOOR CLOSED
This Monday I bring you one of my most startling moments as a young mother. And a warning. A warning…
SOME KIDS DON’T DO FLASHCARDS
Any mom with more than one kid knows that one child is not ever to be compared to another. But…
STRIPPER ON A PLANE
I went through a season about two years ago that was really dark. It was my biggest life crisis; meltdown;…
I MADE MY KIDS JOIN THE CIRCUS
You know the whole, “I’ll just run away and join the circus” threat? Well, my kids have never used that…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 3 (TESTIMONIES)
The best part about writing a blog series on spanx is the fact that I receive private messages from ladies…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 2
If you have read Episode 1, you already know the virtues of Spanx and why I sing their praises. Women…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 1
If you have ever been to one of my live performances, you have heard me talk about Spanx. I’m a…
WHAT TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT THE HOMELESS
I grew up in rural Alberta, in a little cabin in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. My childhood was…
THE TIOGA
My history with vehicles is blog fodder for months. My first car was a yellow Chevy Impala that rode like…