MY PA WAS SHOT IN DALHART
We are on the road now, two gigs into our July Texas tour. On our way to Texas, we always…
Author: Gypsy Thug Mom
Michelle Patterson has been cranking out songs since she was 13 years old. She and her husband, guitarist/songwriter/producer, Barry Patterson, have toured their music together for 22 years. Michelle is the Vice President of Ascension Arts, an organization that facilitates arts education events and performances all over the world. She is also a vocal and songwriting coach. She and Barry are raising four stupendous children and one paranoid hound dog princess.
THE TIME I WENT BLIND…BLONDE
My lovely readers, This week, once again, I was too busy moving to another country to type so your…
WHEN THE S#!T HITS THE FAN
My lovely readers! This is an insane week in Pattyworld. We are packing up all of our belongings and preparing…
DON’T PEE WITH THE DOOR CLOSED
This Monday I bring you one of my most startling moments as a young mother. And a warning. A warning…
SOME KIDS DON’T DO FLASHCARDS
Any mom with more than one kid knows that one child is not ever to be compared to another. But…
STRIPPER ON A PLANE
I went through a season about two years ago that was really dark. It was my biggest life crisis; meltdown;…
I MADE MY KIDS JOIN THE CIRCUS
You know the whole, “I’ll just run away and join the circus” threat? Well, my kids have never used that…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 3 (TESTIMONIES)
The best part about writing a blog series on spanx is the fact that I receive private messages from ladies…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 2
If you have read Episode 1, you already know the virtues of Spanx and why I sing their praises. Women…
SPANXCAPADES: EPISODE 1
If you have ever been to one of my live performances, you have heard me talk about Spanx. I’m a…