NOT EVERYONE SHOULD JOURNAL
I am a voracious journal keeper and I have been since I received my first diary at the age of…
Author: Gypsy Thug Mom
Michelle Patterson has been cranking out songs since she was 13 years old. She and her husband, guitarist/songwriter/producer, Barry Patterson, have toured their music together for 22 years. Michelle is the Vice President of Ascension Arts, an organization that facilitates arts education events and performances all over the world. She is also a vocal and songwriting coach. She and Barry are raising four stupendous children and one paranoid hound dog princess.
NIGHT MOVES
Girls, you know what I am talking about. Those unpredictable things that your husband does in the middle of the…
BOYS AND BIKINIS
Aren’t modesty and sexuality the most ridiculous issues that parents have to wade through in this day and age? The…
WHEN YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T BUST HIS ASS
It feels ironic and sort of wrong to be writing this blog when my husband is currently busting his ass…
DON’T TAKE YOUR KIDS TO CHURCH
If you are one of those parents of more than two kids whose children arrive places fully dressed, well groomed…
POOP IN YOUR OWN POOP HOLE
It’s been a while since I have written about poop, so I guess it’s high time I brought up the…
GOD IS MAD AT YOU
I am sure everyone of us has felt that this must be the case, at least a few times in…
FURBY IS FROM THE DEVIL
As a certified Gypsy Thug Mom, I tend not to be uptight about things that other moms might be. For…
POSSUM HOLE DISORDER
I think every person is made up of both strengths and weaknesses. We take all kinds of tests to figure…
FIVE MINUTES OF HELL
We are still on the road in Texas and today, I have a guest Gypsy Thug storyteller. I am proud…